Friday, July 1, 2011

Camelot was canceled.

Since the show sucked and I only made it about halfway through the season before quitting with the intention of finishing it before the second season started. However, with it getting canned, I might as well just call it now.

So here's my half ass review, or warning, whichever you choose to call it.


So here's Camelot. It stars Eva Green and some random English Model douche. Green did a great job as Morgan, Arthurs half sister. The problems start immediately. First Arthur sucks. He's this 16 year old looking kid with an annoying wispy stache. The moment you see him, you just hate him. In fact his first scene is him banging his brothers gf. How much of a douche is that? Then he just laughs it off. So not only is he a douche, but he's an arrogant douche.

Then stuff happens, he's thrust into the role of being king by the end of the first episode. Sadly, the next 5 episodes is just him wandering around, sleeping with people who are engaged, married, or in relationships. Essentially being a douche. You're getting the trend here I hope. All the while Morgan foils with magic and gets sick and so forth.

Basically, all that happens is Arthur banging a few women, Morgan being kinda hot and evil, and Camelot slowly (and I mean painfully slow) being constructed.

Oh, then there's Joseph Feinnes being well, that guy who looks annoying and can't act for crap. The guy literally has one look and has somehow made a career out of it. And not in the funny Zoolander way, the rage inducing "WTF ARE YOU GLARING AT" way.


Here he is as Merlin, giving that annoying -_- glare.
And here he is again, with the same stare. 
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30 comments:

  1. DouglasJuly 1, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    Seems pretty lame, yeah. I like the King Arhthur mythos and find it pretty annoying when they mess it up like this...

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  2. Henrietta CollinsJuly 1, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    i've never even heard of this series, but it looks like i'm not missing much.

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  3. UnknownJuly 1, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Ha ha, I have a friend that loved this show and I always told him it sucked. He's gonna be pissed lol.

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  4. MakelJuly 1, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    Disappointing. It shouldn't be this hard to make a good Athurian inspired drama.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Yeah I've never heard of it either.

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  6. Thundering Blog.comJuly 1, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Saw one episode of this and thought it was terrible. Good riddance.

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  7. ScrewsAndFeathersJuly 1, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Yeah, you should watch Game Of Thrones. It's way better!

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  8. Jazz bazookaJuly 1, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    never heard of it, will never hear it again probably so .. meh

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  9. MartaJuly 1, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Thanks :D
    Oh, we love how i met your mother too!

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  10. ShahanJuly 1, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    I saw the publicity about this around the time of the pilot, I knew it would never get far

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  11. WillJuly 1, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    haha ive never heard of it so good bye camelot!

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  12. Daily Car ReviewsJuly 1, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    lolz nice. never got far.

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  13. gmanJuly 1, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    yeah they definitely could have chosen a better arthur

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  14. D3N00B1F13D™July 1, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Never heard of it either. It's a bad feeling I guess?

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  15. AndrewJuly 1, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    This show sucked so I never went too far with it.

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  16. Our BlogJuly 2, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    To the surprise of nobody...

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  17. Jack of All TradesJuly 2, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    Lol, I almost want to watch it for the laughs XD

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  18. Miguel SanchezJuly 2, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    Never watched the show, but after reading your review and the comments, I'm glad they cancelled it.

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  19. TheFitnessJuly 2, 2011 at 4:49 AM

    I saw one or two of these and it's obvious why it got cancelled! Really poor show.

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  20. skyJuly 2, 2011 at 5:03 AM

    Wait, this guy in the last photo is the Lost guy (the immortal), isnt? hauhauahuaha

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  21. Absolutely Mrs. KJuly 2, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    oh i thought sex is always a winner! maybe it was bad sex! don't know the show, it is always so funny to analyze a show that isn't a hit! you are so right about his look, i think a model with one look has a problem too! and the thing is: it is an annoying look, not like a gorgeous one!

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  22. HiFiJuly 2, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    Geeze. Sounds like you hate it. I probably would to ffs. lol.

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  23. LizardJuly 2, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    sucks for them.

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  24. baka1236July 2, 2011 at 7:12 AM

    game of thrones is so much better than this

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  25. non-observantJuly 2, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    Good thing you weren't really into it. I hate when I finally find a good show and it gets canceled.

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  26. AesthetikosJuly 2, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    Not really a fan of Middle Ages drama...

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  27. DEZMONDJuly 2, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    I generally like Fiennes, but here he was just psychotic and neurotic! That wimpy guy playing Arthur was the worst casting choice I've ever seen since Anna Paquin in TRUE BLOOD.
    And Eva Green was just too evil and too scary.
    Horrid show which ruined the lovely legend for us.

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  28. edJuly 2, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    you make it sound boring

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  29. JonJuly 2, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    watched one episode and not a single ***** was given
    ron pearlman also has that glare but he sells it so much better

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  30. AnonymousJuly 2, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    i remember i was gonna start watching it but i never had time lolz.

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