So here's my half ass review, or warning, whichever you choose to call it.
So here's Camelot. It stars Eva Green and some random English Model douche. Green did a great job as Morgan, Arthurs half sister. The problems start immediately. First Arthur sucks. He's this 16 year old looking kid with an annoying wispy stache. The moment you see him, you just hate him. In fact his first scene is him banging his brothers gf. How much of a douche is that? Then he just laughs it off. So not only is he a douche, but he's an arrogant douche.
Then stuff happens, he's thrust into the role of being king by the end of the first episode. Sadly, the next 5 episodes is just him wandering around, sleeping with people who are engaged, married, or in relationships. Essentially being a douche. You're getting the trend here I hope. All the while Morgan foils with magic and gets sick and so forth.
Basically, all that happens is Arthur banging a few women, Morgan being kinda hot and evil, and Camelot slowly (and I mean painfully slow) being constructed.
Oh, then there's Joseph Feinnes being well, that guy who looks annoying and can't act for crap. The guy literally has one look and has somehow made a career out of it. And not in the funny Zoolander way, the rage inducing "WTF ARE YOU GLARING AT" way.
|Here he is as Merlin, giving that annoying -_- glare.|
|And here he is again, with the same stare.|