Friday, July 1, 2011

Camelot was canceled.

Since the show sucked and I only made it about halfway through the season before quitting with the intention of finishing it before the second season started. However, with it getting canned, I might as well just call it now.

So here's my half ass review, or warning, whichever you choose to call it.


So here's Camelot. It stars Eva Green and some random English Model douche. Green did a great job as Morgan, Arthurs half sister. The problems start immediately. First Arthur sucks. He's this 16 year old looking kid with an annoying wispy stache. The moment you see him, you just hate him. In fact his first scene is him banging his brothers gf. How much of a douche is that? Then he just laughs it off. So not only is he a douche, but he's an arrogant douche.

Then stuff happens, he's thrust into the role of being king by the end of the first episode. Sadly, the next 5 episodes is just him wandering around, sleeping with people who are engaged, married, or in relationships. Essentially being a douche. You're getting the trend here I hope. All the while Morgan foils with magic and gets sick and so forth.

Basically, all that happens is Arthur banging a few women, Morgan being kinda hot and evil, and Camelot slowly (and I mean painfully slow) being constructed.

Oh, then there's Joseph Feinnes being well, that guy who looks annoying and can't act for crap. The guy literally has one look and has somehow made a career out of it. And not in the funny Zoolander way, the rage inducing "WTF ARE YOU GLARING AT" way.


Here he is as Merlin, giving that annoying -_- glare.
And here he is again, with the same stare. 

32 comments:

  1. Seems pretty lame, yeah. I like the King Arhthur mythos and find it pretty annoying when they mess it up like this...

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  2. i've never even heard of this series, but it looks like i'm not missing much.

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  3. Ha ha, I have a friend that loved this show and I always told him it sucked. He's gonna be pissed lol.

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  4. Disappointing. It shouldn't be this hard to make a good Athurian inspired drama.

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  5. Yeah I've never heard of it either.

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  6. Saw one episode of this and thought it was terrible. Good riddance.

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  7. Yeah, you should watch Game Of Thrones. It's way better!

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  8. never heard of it, will never hear it again probably so .. meh

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  9. Thanks :D
    Oh, we love how i met your mother too!

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  10. I saw the publicity about this around the time of the pilot, I knew it would never get far

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  11. haha ive never heard of it so good bye camelot!

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  12. yeah they definitely could have chosen a better arthur

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  13. Never heard of it either. It's a bad feeling I guess?

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  14. This show sucked so I never went too far with it.

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  15. To the surprise of nobody...

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  16. Lol, I almost want to watch it for the laughs XD

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  17. Never watched the show, but after reading your review and the comments, I'm glad they cancelled it.

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  18. I saw one or two of these and it's obvious why it got cancelled! Really poor show.

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  19. Wait, this guy in the last photo is the Lost guy (the immortal), isnt? hauhauahuaha

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  20. oh i thought sex is always a winner! maybe it was bad sex! don't know the show, it is always so funny to analyze a show that isn't a hit! you are so right about his look, i think a model with one look has a problem too! and the thing is: it is an annoying look, not like a gorgeous one!

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  21. Geeze. Sounds like you hate it. I probably would to ffs. lol.

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  22. game of thrones is so much better than this

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  23. Good thing you weren't really into it. I hate when I finally find a good show and it gets canceled.

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  24. Not really a fan of Middle Ages drama...

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  25. I generally like Fiennes, but here he was just psychotic and neurotic! That wimpy guy playing Arthur was the worst casting choice I've ever seen since Anna Paquin in TRUE BLOOD.
    And Eva Green was just too evil and too scary.
    Horrid show which ruined the lovely legend for us.

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  26. dude, Joseph Fiennes... YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    says enough

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  27. watched one episode and not a single ***** was given
    ron pearlman also has that glare but he sells it so much better

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  28. i remember i was gonna start watching it but i never had time lolz.

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