Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Minnesota Savior is on his way.


Who knew this guy would save a franchise. Well, the Timberwolves did. That's why they drafted him. After years of speculation after that draft, he's finally agreed to terms with the 'Wolves and he's on his way to the worst franchise and is going to turn it into a playoff contender year one. People checked his stats and claimed he was awful and wouldnt pan out, but it's not the stats, not the performance, but it's the aura that makes Rubio so lucrative. Just look at him, he looks like a 14 year old boy. He's going to be the Bieber of the NBA, going to sell jerseys, and put asses in seats.

Minnesota is in for a phenomenon and that's Rubio Fever.

16 comments:

  1. Wow I thought he was just a kid that was on a track team or something. That's a cool story bro.

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  2. Hahaha, poor Minnesota they've had some bad draft choices and made unfortunate trades.

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  3. Wow! I didnt realise he would be so amazing!

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  4. He's looking like my 16 year old young brother...

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  5. hahaha, cant tell if this is sarcasm or not.

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  6. My friend was freaking out this morning. Just screaming RUUUUUBBBIIIIOOOOOO. But wouldn't he technically be the Greek savior? Or whatever he is... just coming to liberate Minnesota sports.

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  7. Dude's gonna be a bust. The true savior is already there, THE DARKO.

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  8. Haha, 'The Bieber of NBA'. Awesome quote there!

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  9. He may bring people to the games but if he doesn't perform well the hype will die down. I hope for Minnesotas sake he brings some worth to their team.

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